It took 90 yrs to accept that marijuana won't cause the end of civilization, now it's a 2 billion dollar business putting tax money into the economy instead of Mexican cartels. To Trump & co, I propose the next legal reappraisal should be to increase government control toward total fascism by promoting Roe Vs Wade. How can this be you ask? Quite simple really;
By allowing women to have control over their own reproductive process, their husbands and boyfriends no longer have leverage to compel them to drop out of the economy and cook. The natural hormonal process that historically winds it's way through flowers and the Stockholm Syndrome is diverted to the courts so that [whoever runs] the state will then be the great protector of this delicate gender, thus exerting absolute control over the underlieing ultimate force of nature: everyone elses sex drive.
This of course must be properly leveraged into legal channels before Jan 21 2021 if it's to be a financial product.
Just putting this out there y'know. :)
update: Alas, I'm aparently forced to declare that this is satire. To be more explicit, the writer fully supports Roe vs Wade and is outraged that the supreme court could declare authority on this subject, especially during a pandemic when alienation and depression is already a national problem.
